May 2012
74 posts
Teacher : Why did you not study ?
Me : A year has 365 days for you to study . After taking away 52 Sundays , there are only 313 days left . There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left . We sleep 8 hours a day , in a year , that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days . If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day , 15 days are gone , so we are left with 126 days . We spend 2 hours eating each day , 30 days are used in this way in the year , and we are left with 96 days in our year . We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family , that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days . Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year , hence you are only left with 46 days . Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays , you are only left with 6 days . Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days , you're left with 3 days in the year to study ! Let's say you only go out for 2 days ... You're left with 1 day . But that 1 day is your birthday .
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
